Blue Flowers Size:L Your days on the couch

Your days on the couch will never be the same again and you wish you hadn’t bought these pyjama pants since your comfort standards are through the roof now

to your local deli or walking the dog

” Real bad advice so do with it whatever you like

going from window to window to throw the contents in the eyes of innocent children

A dash of pickle juice

Blue Flowers Size:L Your days on the couchI can buy myself flowers is what an empowered, just cheated on very famous singer told the world not long ago. The last time I bought myself flowers was because I finished two large pepperoni and blue cheese pizzas in one sitting during a blind date. Its good to give yourself a pad on the back every once in a while.