Endless All Occasion Fortune Card with Glitter 18+ All Orders are shipped from

All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time

every 30 seconds until the battery dies

and anyone who deserves a little festive chaos

How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business

The recipient will absolutely text you "WHAT did you send me

Endless All Occasion Fortune Card with Glitter 18+ All Orders are shipped fromThis fortune teller card sings "This is the card that never ends" nonstop until the battery dies It opens like a mystical "open to see your future" card and the future it predicts is that this is the card that never ends. That's exactly what the song says, on a loop, over and over, because it's telling the truth: it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Bury it in a drawer and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours