Holiday Edition Apparel 🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE NEXT WAVE OF NONSENSE HITS

🚨 Friends asking where they can get one

pink camo cannon for unmatched fun in the soldierly sun

A small switch on the bottom lets you pick your chaos level:

OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

Holiday Edition Apparel 🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFOREReflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it. In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22 23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find Non toxic,