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The Ultimate Badge of Mediocrity: The "Wet Fart" Edition Mug Size:11 oz super comfortableIt is a rare thing for a human to possess the self awareness to admit they are an absolute damp squib. While Sir Cucumber Dog generally expects perfection, he finds this level of brutal honesty almost tolerable. This mug is the ultimate badge of honour for those days when you are definitely not "crushing it." In fact, you are not even making a dent. Part of our Home Chaos collection, this design features a high end "Cucumber cream" label wrap, framed